I shouldn't be thinking what I am thinking. Because I know even THINKING it makes me perverted (in the dirty sense). Thank God for Internet pornography. It gives me the release I need. I guess it's less perverted to jack off to Internet porn than it is to do so while peeking out at the women by the pool. Because if not for the Internet, that's exactly what I'd be doing right now. And even though I'm not doing that, just thinking that I would be doing it without Internet porn makes me feel a little dirty.
But what else is a horny guy to do?